An editor’s nightmare, a wonderful world.
August 31, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Posted in blogging, links, writing | 6 CommentsTags: blogging
(subtitle – Letter To Betsy) An editor’s nightmare, defined as – someone who asserts that Goethe did not write enough and who insists like Shapespeare on the visual, on spelling rhythm with two h’s and wierd weirdly. Whose respect for the rules of grammar extends only so far as grammar’s respect for him.
Whose favourite words are fantabulously wonderful! My free copy of Extempore number one arrived in the mail. 192 pages of Australian writing on Jazz, poetry, interviews, graphic art and prose including an article entitled “Surrealism in Music” and a 6 track CD. And what makes me even happier is that I cannot keep a secret, I am an editor’s nightmare, in that I just keep giving it all away but Extempore pay poets.
What to do with someone whose taste in music is so odd that he prefers Nick Cave’s surprising version of What A Wonderful World to Louis?
Review – Squires in Performance
August 29, 2009 at 9:00 am | Posted in australian poetry, memoirs, poetry, sheer selfindulgence, writing | 18 CommentsTags: blogging, performance
The idiot said in his twitter the only way he would perform his poetry for an audience was naked. Pinched the idea from giggling Ginsberg, but then realised that if he breaks one promise the entire universe of cards half carefully arranged in Buckmonster Filler’s master plan in triangles like a diamond midfield, Scolari.
So I turned up thinking well, he makes a big noise on the net, we already know he’s ugly and that there will be at least one pirate and one tattoo poem, just for cliches sake, he can’t help it. And he will be doing that pathetic little Monk dance all night, when Monk’s not at the piano, and might jump up and down on the x marks the spot aerobically saying Oh Art Tatum. The bouncer in the foyer is a big bastard but I didn’t see any cops on the way in. It’s only poetry after all and they don’t shoot poets, do they old Orca Lorca.
I tell you what though if he does penis puppetry while doing the Ganeesha poem, I’m leaving.
Thanks Bob
August 28, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Posted in australian poetry, poetry, writing | 5 CommentsTags: poetry, writing
(1)
S’old joke but a goody, went to the movies where
terrorists robbed a train, thought I might
then forgot on the walk home through
a cloud of concrete dust from the new bridge
‘Mangrove Reclamation Project’ then over tiny Zion Hill Park
(nice try he thinks) on the good Jim Soorley Bikeway,
chubby and smiling ex-priest he was
to Northgate Cemetery
short walk epic poem all gone now forgot
(2)
If I was Kinsella I would only write of crows
but that must be difficult to do in Cambridge.
(3)
It is strange to have a home not know it for so long
have it appear just as it’s gone, Jen Jewel Brown
whose poems I once saw projected on a blank
brick wall. If I was Tranter I would know
the conjuggler noun for a gathering of soiled ibis
passing over from the tip to once cooler noon air
by the river where some sweating waiter
is catching breath before the lunchtime rush
important guests come again for chrome and
scented meats, stubs his cigarette and turns.
Mrs Dickens-Smythe cycles by (the special
is the purloin he rehearses) while
her husband whispers
I think we can measure some manner of progress,
one sees “Mary Martin died 23rd May 1911 aged 21 years
also Arthur Martin died 4th August 1919 aged 11 years
thy will be done”
so much less these days.
Now here’s an ending to be proud of
Thomas Nathaniel Pope lost in the bush
at Yaraba 26 June 1920, aged 79!
Although I must admit the exclamation mark is mine.
(“Well I guess the plan was to write poetry and publish books and make a living from writing poetry. That was a pretty ambitious plan I guess.” Robert Adamson)
Toast to Mary Jo
August 26, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Posted in poetry, writing | 8 CommentsTags: poetry, writing
with a twist on ice, if it’s not too Dean Martin, omerta
principles with an end to occam without
being sweeney between the keeping of secrets and the breaking of promises
insert ocean metaphor here teddy
kennedy hyannis port, white sails blue horizon, on the occasion of another passing
remember that car exit bridge alternate endings either way and both shot down
left you standing by that river shivering and her dying
Mary Jo
First Vision of Lord Ganesha
August 24, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Posted in memoirs, writing | 13 CommentsTags: the ontological status of fictional characters
For obvious reasons. (neither guilt nor shame, despite what some would tell you, adjusting the hem of her skirt) In my late teens and early twenties, when I was studying at the University of Queensland, there was a strange synchronicity. I followed a ‘trane of thought into ‘the ontological status of fictional characters’. I think I ended up there by trying to figure why revolutionaries became existentialists, but I believe in the complete unreliability of memory. It isn’t verifiable, Mr Quine.
At the same time I had a kind of psychological collapse which was most probably a ‘schizophrenic episode’ although I never sought diagnosis from a paid professional, having seen them teaching the ‘static brick’ theory of mind complete with diagrams. I am glad of this because I believe it was the ten or fifteen years it took me to figure out my own cure that forms the basis of all things good in my life.
Sometimes I lie under a tree made for climbing and think of that perfect fusion of moments as a singularity from which my life emanates, a kind of instantaneous shattering of frog on glass. I have practised all kinds of meditations, methodologies for dissolving the boundaries of self. Excuse me, if I begin to sound like Rimbaud, beginning lines of my poems with a capital I, although it’s true i am most loved when in e. e. cummings mode.
Soliloquy in F.
August 22, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Posted in writing | 9 Commentswell, well, that didn’t go as expected
he said dropping his salute to the setting sun
wailing chorus, gingatao, she’s done
they’re always more hungry down the bottom end
we should write an ode to saw wai
and conjunction placed the glass
ark inside this bottle an obvious
ship of fools wailing an elegant
arc and fills the glass
t’was sumerians invented the arabesque
then muslims, scholars and gentlemen all
considered the sacred
whilst the west wind blew an end
declaring nothing
i was looking
for the bridge haha lay down
misere, didn’t stand a chance
son, scorpion sting and so forth
Sir Les, well actually his wife
chattering jewellery with new york cool discussing the spelling of Basquiat in previous summer pastures whilst their neglected children came to me for fulfilment of their egos, endlessly consuming the regurgitations of the press, extra virgin full of light.
Viva Dario Fo! He knocks me out of reverie, bye bye blackbird blackbird bye bye (I first realised my career would go no further than generic drunk businessmen, play the Art of Waiting again, that’s cool. Hmm he says seeing her bending over the pool table, women are such vicious creatures and men so slow, there’s a good reason beyond morality, mortality, monogamy beyond the obviousness of orchids.
Laundrette
August 20, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Posted in poetry, writing | 11 CommentsTags: poetry, writing
washing holey old clothes
watching the detectives
unremarkable traces
Lady Macbeth
don’t tell me to un-
Shakespeare English
it is not possible
no matter how much
handwringing in the after effect
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